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Jeremy Renner on being complimented by his peers during the 2010 Oscars.
“It’s weird enough talking to someone when - you know - when you’re relieving yourself, let alone getting a compliment from a tremendous actor.” (x)
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A MAGICAL thing happened to me at Starbucks last night. My wife and I were witness to quite possibly THE WORST first date any two human beings have ever had. I live tweeted the whole thing and have collected the unbearably awkward joy for you HERE. I don’t know why I was chosen to receive this gift, but I will do my best to honor it and share it with the world.
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Classy Shipping Blog 2012: Sharing a bathroom sucks.
I used to live in the dorms and I shared a bathroom with my suite mate.
(you know, the slut from before)
This girl:
And she once cut her hair, and left the hair all over the bathroom.
So I wake up and go to take a shower to find the floor,…
(Source: balthazarjones)
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My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from The Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
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A MAGICAL thing happened to me at Starbucks last night. My wife and I were witness to quite possibly THE WORST first date any two human beings have ever had. I live tweeted the whole thing and have collected the unbearably awkward joy for you HERE. I don’t know why I was chosen to receive this gift, but I will do my best to honor it and share it with the world.
[click to see full sized version]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vv02gyae1qb4neno1_500.jpg)
